Monday, March 31, 2008

The funny thing about weddings

Lily has been obssessively looking at wedding dresses online (don't tell Cody) ever since she saw 'her' dress in the movie Ella Enchanted. My role in this business is to sporadically peer over her shoulder and provide color commentary (read: sarcasm). Happily, I have discovered that the wedding gown industry provides a fount of unintentionally amusing pictures. A few of my favorites follow.

Allow me to preface the following by saying that it is not my intent to slander any of these lovely dresses-slash-models-slash-sets. It's the combinations of the three that keeps me giggling.

Oh, drat. Walked through poo.

Eden Bridals

Hmmm… Let’s see. I’m sure there was something I was supposed to be doing.



Marie Ann was having that dream again. She was on stage, she’d forgotten her lines, and she was wearing a paper drinking cone.

Eden Bridals



To heck with getting married. Random stranger, take me now.

Eden Bridals



Here’s your kid. Let’s get married.

Eden Bridals



Special edition ‘Bring It’ Bride BarbieTM

Eden Bridals

Rolling out the red carpet.

Alfred Angelo

Next time steal stand with mannequin.

Alfred Angelo



Bride in forcefield.

Alfred Angelo



Joann had always wanted to get married in an elevator.

Da Vinci Bridal

A dress deserving of a padded room.



Proud owner of the world’s only curtain sheers/bed shammy wedding gown.

Da Vinci Bridal


Caterpillar bride.

Da Vinci Bridal

Pancake bride.



Bride/Skateboard ramp.

You’re right. The bow does make our butt look big.

Da Vinci Bridal




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